SUMMERTIME, when the very air is a poisonous fume, humidity has Hermione'dyour hair beyond all recognition, and you're literally sweating from your eyeballs. Is there no reprieve from the godforsaken hellscape that is nature? Actually, there is, and it's called THE GREAT INDOORS, a paradise where you can lounge around in unwashed sweatpants, re-reading your fave books and eating chunky peanut butter out of the jar all while the air conditioning hums blissfully in the background.
But even in such luxurious circumstances, you might eventually find yourself to be that most dreaded of adjectives: bored. ENTER THIS SLIDESHOW, wherein lies every Harry Potter SparkTest we’ve ever published. It is a proverbial goldmine of tricky trivia, riveting personality quizzes, and weird, incredible sh&# that you won’t find anywhere else, like “Which of Hagrid’s Mistakes Will You Make?” (Answer: all of them.) So venture forth, brilliant nerds, and prove your mettle. We'll be here when you finish, 2 months from now, and we solemnly swear that we will definitely not have eaten all of the ice cream in your entire house. Totally unrelated, but where do you keep your spoons? Asking for a friend.
The Horcrux Test
Whether you're a bit of an elitist with a taste for expensive lockets, or get a naughty thrill from whispering gossipy diary secrets into the ears of your friends, we all have our worst tendencies. We promise that your better angels will overcome, and you will not end up noseless, camping out in a turban, but it is a tricky bit of dark magic to see what your mortal flaws are and to learn from them...
Can You Pick the Famous Poets Out of This List of Harry Potter Characters?
I can't remember any of the bones in the human body (I'm sure the sternum is something), but you can bet your life I remember that Libatius Borage wrote Advanced Potion-Making. My brain is chock full of bonkers wizard names. I've got obscure Harry Potter character names for days. But if you were to throw them in with the names of actual people, would I be able to suss them out? Would you? Let's find out.
NOTE: Every last inconceivable syllable comes straight from the books. I didn't mess around with characters from Pottermore, the video games, or the movies. Nigel wasn't a person and you won't convince me otherwise.
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